tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

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Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”


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be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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show marvel your appreciation for natasha and how much you’d love a movie by sending them a box of black widow spiders

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this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

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the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

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Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives

but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”


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